THICK High Viscosity Body Wash – Midnight Swim

Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a JV locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. That's why Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain. Featuring scents of sea grass and sandalwood, Midnight Swim smells like a moonlit cannonball, not the hot tub at Starlite Motel.

PRODUCT SPECS:

• 3X THICKER than teenage body wash
• Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
• Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
• Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
• Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free
• Size: 17.5 oz.

Bonus: no loofah required

*Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.

Ingredients: Water (Aqua), Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Hydroxysultaine, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Acrylates Copolymer, Fragrance (Parfum), Sodium Chloride, Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Citric Acid, Ethylhexylglycerin, Hydrated Silica, Polyquaternium-7, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Sodium Hydroxide, Phenoxyethanol, Basic Blue 99, Blue 1, Green 5, Mica, Iron Oxides, Titanium Dioxide.